30 7 / 2014
Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.
This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~)
Sites like this will take your money and issue you a certificate that means fuckall. It’s a disgusting play for money from already vulnerable people.
I reiterate: don’t trust .com sites that claim to help with official filing or government work. They are out for your money, or potentially worse. Be careful and safe with your credit card information.
I work at a realty and property management office and I can guarantee the only way that people will accept any service animal of any kind is with the appropriate paperwork from your doctor and the government.
29 7 / 2014
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
29 7 / 2014
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
29 7 / 2014
modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
28 7 / 2014
I have apparently just licked up pure heroine. Found a baggy in this thing my mother gave me, smelled it and thought HEY IT’S PROBABLY A SEASONING, LEMME LICK IT UP AND SEE. So I dumped some on my desk and licked it and it was strong and I called my mother and she said “Oh, yeah it’s heroine, kinda like speed. Didn’t know I had any left over, I thought I sold it all.”