24 7 / 2014

kaylasalmon:

Behind this Scottish man. And I’m bored out of my damn mind. And then I remember randomly the sign outside of the animal shelter near here that says, “DO YOU HEAR THE MEWS.” And now I’m sitting in line at the Social Security Office singing quietly,

"Do you hear the kittens mew? Mewing a yowl of…

I just drove 5 people out of line with my singing. Good. Uncultured swine.

24 7 / 2014

Behind this Scottish man. And I’m bored out of my damn mind. And then I remember randomly the sign outside of the animal shelter near here that says, “DO YOU HEAR THE MEWS.” And now I’m sitting in line at the Social Security Office singing quietly,

"Do you hear the kittens mew? Mewing a yowl of angry cats? It is the mewing of a clowder who will not be strays again! When the beating of their heart echoes the beating of their paws, there is a purr about to start when tomorrow comes!"

This guy thinks I’m nuts. What else do you expect me to do when I’m 20th in line???

15 7 / 2014

saucefactory:

eros-turannos:

holmesfan | tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

MIND. BLOWN.

15 7 / 2014

no, mom and dad, i don’t dislike my brother because i’m jealous

i dislike my brother because he’s allowed to get away with things i never would have dreamed of trying to get away with at his age. I once got grounded for two months for kicking my brother, and when he pushes me or shoves me into things, its ignored because “he’s a teenage boy”

when i was 16 i was grounded for a month for missing curfew by 20 minutes. he’s out 2 hours past curfew when his license restriction says 11:00 pm clearly and he’s high out of his fucking mind.

NO MOM AND DAD, I DON’T DISLIKE MY BROTHER CAUSE I’M JEALOUS. I DISLIKE HIM CAUSE HE’S A FUCKING DOUCHENOZZLE.

15 7 / 2014

follovved:

buttlicked:

follovved:

buttlicked:

follovved:

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

LIL OLE’ LADY

LIL OLE’ LADY WHO

I DIDNT KNOW U COULD YODEL

(Source: straighthater, via radiorcrist)

12 7 / 2014

fullmetalfisting:

  • they don’t understand how tags actually work (only the first 5 tags show up, etc) 
  • they think they’re master hackers because they figured out how queues work 
  • they’re probs genuinely mad about something idk what 
  • i haven’t seen a single “4chan raid” post like at all like are they even doing it? 

(via socially-anxious-dragon)

12 7 / 2014

pocketpadfoot:

crowley-for-king:

pocketpadfoot:

James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door

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IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS

(via pocketpadfoot)

11 7 / 2014

11 7 / 2014

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle, via tillyouandiseethesun)

10 7 / 2014

generalzaroff:

shezzablue:

omgraniaposts:

unmasqed:

beaksunderwings:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

lillianorchid:

wrong-side-down:

god-of-gold:

jennstarkid:

tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!

i think you mean…

ASSEMBLE.

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for once the supernatural fandom didn’t arrive first

I’m proud of you avengers! 

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Are we late?

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We’re coming!

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Rebloging twice cuz it’s so awesome

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This is why we have less than 1,000 followers

(via nahara46)

10 7 / 2014

catharticcruella:

catharticcruella:

zekedms:

catharticcruella:

tonyhawksprolurker:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

Get this boy to Disney world

DIDNEY WORL

We’re going to get to 700,005 by tonight!

This has shot up 100k a day for the last few days I AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

Keep it up!

Let’s hit 800,005 tonight!

catharticcruella:

catharticcruella:

zekedms:

catharticcruella:

tonyhawksprolurker:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

Get this boy to Disney world

DIDNEY WORL

We’re going to get to 700,005 by tonight!

This has shot up 100k a day for the last few days I AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

Keep it up!

Let’s hit 800,005 tonight!

(via hella-rad-butts)

10 7 / 2014

youandchelsea:

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

If you drive 45 minutes in Brazil you wont cause there is traffic

youandchelsea:

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

If you drive 45 minutes in Brazil you wont cause there is traffic

(via nahara46)

10 7 / 2014

justanotherhighschoolgrad:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

when 90’s kids grow up

(Source: vittyyluvsgiveaways, via houseofgriffons)

10 7 / 2014

10 7 / 2014

fuckedluke:

nash-grier:

Stairs are uncomfortable

so is ur face


this looks like the unholy offspring of Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber…

fuckedluke:

nash-grier:

Stairs are uncomfortable

so is ur face

this looks like the unholy offspring of Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber…

(via fredrickgideonweasley)