01 10 / 2014

30 9 / 2014

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

No, they have not. They held a debate and voted to say the public believes it a planet. NASA hasn’t declared shit yet. Get your sources straight. 

(via corvidoom)

30 9 / 2014

kaylasalmon:

See, the real irony that is my life, is that I’m not great at writing, and I’m even worse at drawing. But I’m GREAT at story telling. So basically I can describe this entire world and all the shit within it and the countries and their languages and cultures and politics and character backgrounds for SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS worth of time, and then do this over with multiple stories, but I’m complete shit at sitting down and trying to write them out. I should be a bard. How do I become a bard, because that is clearly what I was born to be.

WANT A STORY ABOUT SISTERLY LOVE? I HAVE A WHOLE SERIES THAT’S DEVOTED TO IT. WANT A SERIES ABOUT OVERCOMING OPPRESSION AND ABUSE AND SLAVERY? GOT THAT TOO. WANT A STORY ABOUT A TIME TRAVELER WHOSE A BOSS ASS BITCH WITH A SHERLOCK-ESQUE TWIST? CHECK. SEQUEL TO FROZEN? STARTED IT. THE ANTICHRIST FALLING IN LOVE WITH AN ANGEL? DONE IT. THE APOCALYPSE THING HAS BEEN DONE THRICE TIMES OVER, FROM INFECTION TO ZOMBIES TO GENERAL MONSTERS. STARTED WRITING SLENDERMEN WITH A FAIRYTALE LEMONY SNIKET TYPE FEEL TO IT. DON’T FORGET ABOUT THIS CHILDREN’S BOOK I’VE LITERALLY ALREADY PLANNED OUT THE ENTIRETY OF. I STARTED WRITING THIS REALLY COOL THING WHERE JESUS TALKS TO A JOURNALIST ABOUT THE BIBLE AND I THINK I MAY HAVE MADE HIM A HIPPIE WITH A BIT TOO MUCH SNARK BUT I LIKE IT. THEN THERE’S THAT THING WITH THE PEOPLE WITH THE TATTOOS THAT RE THEIR SPIRIT ANIMALS AND CAN DETACH FROM THEIR SKIN AND FIGHT BATTLES. I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY BUDDY YOU SHOULD SEE MY DOCUMENTS FOLDER, IT’S A BLOODY MESS.

30 9 / 2014

See, the real irony that is my life, is that I’m not great at writing, and I’m even worse at drawing. But I’m GREAT at story telling. So basically I can describe this entire world and all the shit within it and the countries and their languages and cultures and politics and character backgrounds for SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS worth of time, and then do this over with multiple stories, but I’m complete shit at sitting down and trying to write them out. I should be a bard. How do I become a bard, because that is clearly what I was born to be.

29 9 / 2014

29 9 / 2014

imaginarycomics:

rydenarmani:

rydenarmani:

i hate that most zombie movies are written from a perspective universe where there is no zombie lore. i want a zombie move written from the perspective of our universe where everyone knows what a zombie is and everyone tries to figure out what kind of zombies they’re dealing with.

there’s one neckbeard in the group that carries a machete and won’t stop quoting the zombie survival guide

just imagine if he’s completely wrong though

no you don’t understand, this is literally In the Flesh, they literally talk to the parents of someone who was killed during The Rising by the zombies and her parents insist that she’ll come back “because that’s what all the movies say” and they lock up a guy who was bit because all the movies said that’s how you become a zombie. 

(via susiron)

29 9 / 2014

29 9 / 2014

sload:

reblog if you ARE a mage, if you SUPPORT mages, or if you like to OPEN templars’ WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of NUGS in their BEDROOMS

(via socially-anxious-dragon)

28 9 / 2014

doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

(via dalishmarshmallow)

28 9 / 2014

i-regret-these-pants:

there’s Geoff

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and then there’s Geoff

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there’s Jack

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and then there’s Jack 

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there’s Ryan

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and then there’s Ryan 

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there’s Ray

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and then there’s Ray 

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there’s Michael

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and then there’s Michael 

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there’s Gavin

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and then there’s Gavin

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(via thefaultis-inourselves)

28 9 / 2014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

(via thefireflii)

27 9 / 2014

depression to me is when all my emotions plummet and I can’t breathe without each breath feeling like I’m taking on water, where I’m stuck in a black hole and the only thought that can legitimately make me feel any better is the thought that there has to be someone out there who wants me even though it feels like i’ll be alone forever.

why can’t i find someone who loves me and wants me the same way I love and want them? Why?

27 9 / 2014

kidmage:

midnas-haven:

kidmage:

cis ppl are whiny and need to be stopped

Actually asking genuine questions out of fucking curiosity shouldn’t be found offensive. I support LGBT, but hell are some of them cis hating snow flakes. 

these questions are very invasive and rude, they not only invade on the privacy of the person being questioned but also demean them by asking “oh whats your REAL name” to invalidate that their chosen name, if they so choose one, is any less valid than their birth name.

that if they ask “why do u wear makeup, arent you trans?” demeans that trans men cannot be “REAL” men if they wear makeup, that if a trans woman does not she is not a “REAL” woman, or if a nonbinary trans person does/does not wear makeup, they are less trans

that if they ask “why do you not bind everyday?” that you are somehow less trans than if you do. that your chest must be flat or round to be a “true” trans person, when in fact binding / tucking / etc is very uncomfortable and can be dangerous.

these are not genuine questions, they are somehow trying to hold on to a sliver of hope that “ahh, i dont have to FULLY recognize this person as trans”

if being angry at that makes me a cishating snowflake, ill take it.

really invasive and yet a bunch of people fucking freak the fuck out if God forbid you fuck up a pronoun or call them something else by accident. Don’t assume people are fucking mind readers, if they’re being assholes about their questions, tell them to fuck off. Other people are genuinely wanting to know more. fucking christ. and this isn’t bout trans people or cis people, but people as a whole. just cause they speak the same language as you doesn’t mean they went through the same life as you, fuck I didn’t even know what a “kike” was until just a couple years ago I had no fucking clue what it meant. I had no clue what trans was until I hit high school, same with bisexualism. Don’t assume people know shit. 

In fact, it’s better safe than sorry to assume every person on the planet is from a completely different civilization than you.

(via mehofkirkwall)

27 9 / 2014

mickeyandcompany:

The Official Disney Princes

(For original country and historical setting, check the Official Disney Princesses post)

Brad Kane is the singing voice for Aladdin.

27 9 / 2014

I always see those close but no cigar Halloween costume photo sets… And then I saw these brilliant wigs.