The Happy Pomeranian!
If It Ain't Whiskey, It Ain't Worth It.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
Anon comments on a Craigslist deal
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
Camping with friends…
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
(Source: homobeans)
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
If I ever don’t reblog this, its because I’m dead.
im too cool for school, so cool, im frozen. ive been stuck in this glacier for thousands of years, please help me
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to talk about this
For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
Marceline’s sweet life.
(Source: livethefaggotry)
(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy)
Lilo & Stitch (2002) Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois’ silly little alien cartoon that is actually a HEARTBREAKING ODE to the FRAGILITY OF FAMILY.
How To Train Your Dragon (2010) Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois’ silly little dragon cartoon that is actually a HEARTBREAKING ODE to the FRAGILITY OF FAMILY.
The Croods (2012) Chris Sanders and Kirk De Micco’s silly little cavemen cartoon that is actually…
…yeah, you better bring some Kleenex.
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
How to survive a relationship with a writer
Fucking thank you.
imagine reaver teaching both the hero of bowerstone and brightwall how to be a better marksman (◠‿◠✿)
All the while trying to grope them and seductively stroking their arms at inappropriate moments while they’re trying to aim.
Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.
House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.
Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.
BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.
Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.
Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.
